firstly, HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY to
all the beloved teacher's that have taught me.

okay, teacher's day celebration was a bore.
dance club was sizzling hot. (cos we were seated
right in front of the stage. wow)
amanda and that girl (i forgot her name)
was awesome shit!! looove their singing!
t2's movie was hilariously funny as usual.
and beatboxer was a joke. ahh, i miss TMS!
our beatboxer was cooler. =p

gave nathan his apple pie! left school straightaway.
and there was a whole bunch of ex-victorians
and patricians who were on their way to the east.
and me, one puny little temasekian. HAHAHAH.
i represent HALF the tms-ian population in CJC! :D

waited 3432779821years outside the TMS busstop.
went in with boon sin and melvin first,
talked to jinyi and sarah and zhenhao/yi (something,
i forgot his name, shit ass! hahahah. zhenjie!)
talked to the fellow 4U people! HAHAH,
i camwhored with everyone luh!
cos i dont think i actually get to see them
at all anytime soon right?

then walked around with lubna and danny!
and took pictures with more juniors! :D:D
fajrina wasnt there! farah also. hahah.
then went to meet teachers, ms neo doesnt
remember me! wahlaoweh. hahah, can
only remember HENRY's name (of all people =.=")

cikgu nora remembered all our names!
hahah, i miss her even though she always
"mentally torture" me during malay lessons!
and erm, my malay's not getting any better.
since ive noone to speak malay to in cj! LOL.

then alia, me and fatin walked down memory lane.
how much the school has changed.
how colourful the classrooms has become.
how the number of plants around the school
has increased (omg, damn messy pls!)
so many new people, and teachers etc.
the lockers have changed, the fruit stall
auntie has changed (younger now cos the
old one slip and fell and hurt her back. =/)
and auntie shirley was closed. =.=:

eh i misss the place.
i miss TEMASEK SECONDARY SCHOOL.
it's like i was BORN there. ):

so right, we decided to go TANAH MERAH,
met up with wani for 5seconds, went to
EXPO (the mrt) then went back TANAH MERAH.
no life i swear! ALIA'S PLAN!. DUHHH.
we shall elaborate more on her very far-sighted plans later.

decided to go VIVOCITY cos wiwi and celine will be late.
we didnt crash her class clique outing! she invited us!
so we ate at banquet cos i kept complaining.
A HUNGRY MAN IS AN ANGRY MAN!
(my dad always says that, i think he made it up).

then wiwi and celine came! hahahah.
and we decided to go to the HEROES thing!
cos alia wanted to see the host who's some
indonesian-guy-i've-never-heard-before.
there was a bazzillion people there, and i saw
leotard there. so funny, we tried to fit in
and started screaming randomly.

and while everyone else was busy snapping pictures
and preparing for the arrival of the HEROES,
we took pictures among ourselves. HAHAHAH.
and i've never watched HEROES before!! =/

but it should be DAMN good since like the whole
singapore was there. THEN THEY CAME PLS!
and everyone started taking pictures.
WE FELT LEFT OUT, so we decided to take pics too.
which was a failure of course, since i took pictures
of the security people instead. =.="

so, conclusion was:
ALIA'S FIRST PLAN WAS A FAILURE!

next, we saw the doughnuts shop.
and we were all planning to buy blablabla..
dozen, for my family, your family everyone's
family, chocolate, you 1, i 2, nawawi 4 etcetc.
and when it came to OUR turn...

person: sorry, we ran out of doughnuts.
we only have these four flavours.
****, ****, **** and ****. you can come back in
half an hour's time.
us: ****

CONCLUSION: ALIA'S SECOND PLAN FAILED!

next, we decided to walk around.
and bumped into err, reza.
decided to go to the ARCADE at level3.
and level 3 had NO arcade. HAHAHAHAHA.

CONCLUSION: ALIA'S THIRD PLAN FAILED.

we decided to take pictures, and i was their
photographer. HAHAH, i decided to be racist
and let celine help us take pictures instead!
nawawi is DAMN lame sia! and his english is
like _____, DAMN FUNNY!
alia: 2years in tpjc and english become like that!

then we went to giant etc. omg, HAHAH.
we so didnt know what to do! so we decided to go home.
then got this weirdo who kept staring at us
(ex-temasekian, unfortunately). DAMN SCARY!
and the apek beside us was laughing. LOL.

okay, im tired. ):
will upload pictures.

♥ 11:33 PM

SOME PHOTOS TO SHOW I STILL EXIST.
EVEN THOUGH IM NOW A FULL TIME NERD.
PLUS LOADS OF PIMPLES. DAMN CONVINCING!!
ALL I NEED IS A PAIR OF NEW GLASSES!


PHASE 1 OF CJC PRELIMS: DONE!
and phase 2's after the term hols.
ahhh, left with chemp1, mathsp1,
physical geog and econsp2.

i think i screwed up gp, chem, geog and maths.
maths was FUCKED UP SQUARE!
i couldnt even do a 2marks stats qns
(so did the rest of the class, yay us!)
whatever. ahhhhh, geog was OKAY,

if i studied HARDER. see, specialisation is good!
dont be a JACK OF ALL TRADES and
MASTER IS NONE! see luh, qazim. so clever.
study for all three human geog topics. WOW.

anyway, past few days i've either been..
1) night studying with crystal/biqi/kiajin in the lib
2) studying with yi mei at siglap
3) studying somemore

AND IM HAVING MPO. OMGGGOD.
MAJOR PIMPLE OUTBREAK. IT'S SO GROSS.
everyone keeps saying my menses is coming!
BUT I CANT HAVE MENSES!! (*#&@
example of a certain scenario.

MOTHER: eh, why your face like that?
*stares at the mirror in the lift*
ME: AHHHH, how come like that?
DRUNK APEK: *snigger snigger*

SISTER: eh, you got lip piercing ah?
ME: that's a pimple.

anyway, after chem exam, i still remember
sitting with kiajin and zach and we were talking
rubbish and they were talking about my fantasy.
HAHAHA, something about whipped cream,
apron (WTF) and a certain someone. HAHAHAHAH.
DAMN GROSS, I HAVE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT
OF THAT BEFORE.

today was tuition (after a gazzillion years).
HAHAH, thursday's not a good day after all!
and i keep getting non-stop "bob-ing" from the
t24 ruggers. hahah, wow. totally get attention man.
then they ambushed me when i was at lido.

EXAMPLE OF SCENARIO.
person: BOB BOB
qazim: *ignores*
person: bob, what you doing here...
qazim: oh, waiting for lace..
person: i thought you going to play LAN?
qazim: er, no?
person: bob, bob, bob! play LAN? plan LAN?
qazim: =______________=" LACE!!

okay lah, maybe im going to miss their
bob-bing after i graduate. ): ):

went to town with lace and amanda. and met haowen.
it was quite awkward for me cos i didnt know the
other 2 well! hahah, but they're nice!!
they had mini crescent reunion! -,="

okay, then we went for tuition!
lace told me about her secondary school life,
security guards, indian dance etc!
DAMN FUNNY LUH, pretending to be witches?
okay, i think i have offered her a bad life for
the past two years. LOL, IM SO SORRY IM
NOT FUN ENOUGH FOR YOU LACE!

hahah, whole class was at tuition.
and amy suggested taking all the free
tuition chocolate cakes (4 cakes/person)
and combining them together, put whipped
cream or whatever flour and present it to nathan!
teacher's day present. HAHAH, TYPICAL AUNTIE!

billy lin was saying that africa is the main export
for something, and his clue was "a woman should
know this very well". and i was thinking, hmm. tampons?
sanitary pads? apparently im WRONG.
cos it's actually diamonds. THANKGOD HE DIDNT ASK ME!
hahah, he said guys wont know the answer.
SEE, IM A MAN! HAHAHA.

then went simpang for dinner!
i cant wait for tmr please!
GOING TO TMS WITH NAMELESS!
then delwyn (THE SUPER TALL BIG GUY WHO'S BLUR!)
smsed me and told me he's coming!!!
totally long time no seeeeeee!!!!!
HOPE THERE'LL BE MANY PEOPLE
AND SCHOOL WONT CLOSE SO EARLY!!
and may my pimples disappear by tmr.

and if only my life was like musical.
wouldnt it be nice? :D
cos i was listening to "cant stop the beat-hairspray"
that douglas sent quite a long time ago
(even before hairspray came out, he so hip!)

i can just imagine myself walking into the school,
and everyone will start dancing and welcoming me.
HAHAHAHAHAH, then we'll all dance all the way
to the malay stall and on top of all the canteen tables
in our cleaner's uniform. okay, so high school musical
wannabe 2. WHAT TIME IS IT?

and omg, i know im not that manly,
but all i have to say is, fucking fagggg.

♥ 11:19 PM

studied with yi mei and her friend eunice!
cos siglap's mcd's way more productive
than all the other mcds in singapore!

okay, i alighted from the bus and my head
bumped into the thingy. whatever you call it.
omg, kns damn painful! so i quickly ran off.
these kind of things only happen to me
(and maybe aaron tay).

went to pw and simpang-ed after that!
met up with fizah and shae! OMGZ I MISS THEM!
so so much, and fizah has started school and
she joined MUSLIM SOCIETY to hook up with boys!
TSKTSK, HORNY WOMAN! and she told me about
her friend who was from temasek and knows me.
wow, what a small world. i dont really know her. hahah.

but now i know, thanks to faezah.
STOP BOB-BING me shae and fizah! rahh.
okay, im tired! i better p&c, normal dist,
binomal dist, possion dist, etcetc before i sleep!
SO UNPREPARED FOR ECONS PAPER 1!
and GEOG (HUMAN!) and STATS for MATHS!

omg..............
at least i bought honey stars!

oh, did i tell you guys that my bag got stuck
at some hook thingy in the lift.
and i couldnt get out. i thought someone
was tugging and pulling me back. HAHAH.
damn funny, thankgod for my mother who saved me
SUPERMUM!

♥ 11:22 PM

i was a happy boy today, for a minute.
ahhh, it was nice while it lasted.

i cut my hair today, after a VERY long time.
now it's short! i hope it doesnt grow so fast.
was supposed to go school at 9,
ended up going there at 12.

studied a bit with kev and kiajin at the library.
and i slept, woke up shivering like mad,
cos it was so effing cold even though i wore
THREE layers. orientation shirt, uni and pullover.
and im not exaggerating.

bumped into matt and gabby.
omg, i miss both of them!!
been ages since i last saw them!
and gabby dyed her hair? wtf. hahah, random!
anw, i miss everyone else in drama too.
ahhhhhhhh. life sucks now. trying to mugx3.

i just wasted 20++bucks on past year papers
for maths, and i realised yesterday that they
had changed the syllabus. WOW WHOO WHEE!

stayed back with prissy! it was crazy man.
cos the library alarm kept going off,
cos the teacher (=.=") kept going in and out
with the magazine from the library or something.
so the alarm went off like 6times. =.="

night study's quite fun actually!
especially when the guard says, "okay. go home"
and switches random lights on and off. HAHAHA.
i think he gets a thrill from it. then everyone will
be making all sorts of noise (esp ruggers) and
the rest will be hurrying themselves to clear up.

and ahh, eyecandies just make your life more
interesting, dont they?

i have been feeling insecure the past few days.
it's like every step i take, people are whsipering
and talking about me. sounds a bit ego luh,
but i keep having that feeling. and it's very freaky.

i think it's just prelims stress! OHWELLS!
bad bad prelims.

addicted to A FEW songs now.
potential breakup song - aly and aj
whine up - ket de luna feat. elephant man
he said she said - ashley tisdale
way i are - timbaland

hahahah. okay. whatever.

everyday i love you more and more.
i like you just the way you are. (:

♥ 11:21 PM

add me on facebook, im QAZIM ZIM.
anyway, hello world. im very stressed!
prelims are in 4days (and im online).
no school tmr btw! study day for j2s. (:

TUESDAY.
had 2hours gp and we joined mr derrick hoy's
class. HOY reminds me of MRS hoy, the
psychotic primary 5 teacher that i had.
who got transferred after i complaint against her.
kinda, ohwells! HAHAH. not the point.
and the class he teaches is so boring.

the CLASS, not him. i swear ill die if
i was in that class! now im so pro-t08.
since we're graduating soon anyway,
better be nice to everyone!

WEDNESDAY.
tuition day was funny cos i stole
many chocolate frogs, and i night-studied
with prissy and weiying! quite productive!
i need to make it a habit to stay back
in school every night!!

and my parents are sooo bimbotic.
me: hello, where are you? reach alr?
mum: yahhh, at the motorcycle area there.
me: oh, okay.

me: binni! where's the motorcycle area?
binni: huh? got such thing uh?

5seconds later...
me: hello?
mum: oh, sorry, we're now at bishan.
we thought you had econs tuition.

WOW, self-proclaimed!

THURSDAY.
ethics lesson, i DREAD ethics lesson a LOT

nathan: get into 5groups.
me: joined biqi, kj, lace and zac.
nathan: i tell you... 4 people per group.
=.=" IT'S THE SAME OLD THING OVER
AND OVER AND OVERRR AGAIN! )_#)

me, zac and kj wanted to collect the pw files.
me: mr nathan, we're going to collect files.
nathan: why so many of you go?
me: errr....
nathan: only zac and kiajin go.
me: =_________________="

and i showed him the class article i wrote.
nathan: all of this is good, but this word,
it paints a negative picture of me.
me: sarcastic?
nathan: yes, yes, can you change it?
lace: aiya, write tall, dark and handsome lah!
WITTY, mr nathan very witty one!
nathan: ahhh, it's up to you.
me: =___________________="

after school was soccer with the guys.
waiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt... SOCCER?
the story's that the guys invited me for
soccer cos they wanted to teach me how
to play, so i agreed and joined them.

I THINK I DISAPPOINTED THEM A LOT!
HAHAHAH, SORRY IM MALAY AND
CANT KICK BALLZ! only IBALLZ!

but frisbee was fun! HAHAHAH.
i improved please (according to MY standards).
IM AN INSPIRATION TO MANY!
then i slept at the bench, along with biqi
while the rest kicked ballz with their
friends auggy and randall. LOL, I SO EXTRA!

made my way back to school for night study.
with crystal and priyanka, and sondra beside me.
WHO READS MY BLOG, WOW! HAHAH.
so surprising, then never tag! wahlaoweh!
then everytime night study ends,
the security guard will switch off the
lights in the library to shock us.

WTF, SCREWED UP SIA!
then everyone will start screaming.
anywayyyyy, i was trying to leave
the library, so i decided to push the OUT door,
but it was locked. so i used the IN door
and PUSHED it, and it couldnt open.
and i realised i should have PULLED it!
and the girl laughed at me! ):

and gradnight's at orchard hotel.
and the boycott thing was found out. lol.
teacher's are sooo efficient.
so like only 5 from our class not going.
and most of them are! :D

im supposed to do the class dedication thing. urgh!
why did i volunteer. hahahah, clebberr lah!

♥ 11:11 PM

i had a badddd headache the whole day.
i felt like i could faint anytime.
i got 15/30 for chem! :D
plus a smiley sticker! hahahah. how cute.

geog tut was fun cos gayle leong taught us.
she has ENLIGHTENED me after one and
a half years of godknowswhat i've been
listening during geog lessons! :D
(cos i paid attention for the first time)
i want j1 litho/hydro notes! anyone has?

2hours break=econs+sleep in the library.
and i got bullied in school today!
cos i cut the queues of 3J1s today!
then they chased me off. ):
and i went off, omg im sucha loser. HAHAH.
i should have fought back man. kns!

nvm, tmr i cut their queue again.
im damn tired.
siglap-ed with yi mei and jialin.
and i was feeling dizzy AND ditsy,
so i threw the whole throw of already
eaten mcdonalds food along WITH the tray.

and i spouted rubbish like FATSY
and SALTENING? WTF MAN! HAHAH.
okay, then we went shopping at cold storage!!
and i ran all over the world to get a bus to parkway. ):
IT WAS SO DARK PLSSS!!! ):

okay gtg bye.

♥ 9:45 PM

OKAY, 20034934million pics ahead.
im tired. ):

♥ 11:12 PM